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The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome Profile picture
@TheMossadIL
Apr 23, 2020 • 8 tweets • 5 min read • Read on X
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Hello agents! We have a fresh batch of "How To Tweet Like a Palestinian".

Thank you Agent @Israellycool for the hard work.

israellycool.com/2020/04/22/pai… Image
More lies. Image
And more lies. Image
Wait! There's more!
israellycool.com/2020/05/10/pal… ImageImage
We can do this all day.
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To commemorate #nakba72. Fatah's official Facebook page uses one of the fake photos exposed above.

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Gaza ≠ Syria
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Oct 24
Bombshell.

Yesterday, @IDF exposed Al Jazeera "journalists" who were actually Hamas and Islamic Jihad terrorists.

Today they revealed that Hamas didn't only employ Al Jazeera journalists, they completely dictated what they published.

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Exhibit A: Hamas describes clear instructions on covering a failed Islamic Jihad rocket launch in Jabaliya, which resulted in the deaths of several civilians. The instructions included avoiding the use of the word "massacre" and forbidding criticism of Hamas. Image
Exhibit B: Hamas demands support of resistance and forbids criticism of Islamic Jihad over deaths caused by failed rocket launches regarding coverage during Operation "Breaking Dawn" on Tamer Almisshall's program "More Hidden than Revealed". Image
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Today I was at an @idf Intelligence sponsored exclusive exhibition where the evils and horrors of the October 7 planning and execution were showcased and never before seen artifacts were presented.

I'll share what I'm allowed to share with you in the following thread. 🧵
First is a small sample of the most popular books found in your average Gazan home, displaying the level of indoctrinated from the cradle to the grave.

A book for children about killing Jews with their car.

A book about the "history of the Jews" where the worst antisemitic tropes of history are presented as fact.

A book colourfully titled "The End of the Jews"

And of course, no home is complete without a copy of Mein Kampf, translated to Arabic.Image
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Next, we see a map of the kibbutz Be'eri, which suffered one of the worst massacres.

This map was found torn to pieces on one of the Hamas terrorists who tried to destroy it before being discovered.

It marks off the areas of entry into the kibbutz, after Hamas gathered intelligence from Gazan workers who would come to Be'eri on a work permit.

The area that was purposely targeted were the houses on the south where families with young children lived.Image
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May 8
This is an amazingly well written letter by Jewish students at @Columbia describing their experiences over the last 7 months.

Please read it all.

I have summarized key points below but it doesn't do the full letter justice.

@ShaiDavidai

docs.google.com/document/u/1/d…
1. Clarification of their identity: Jewish students at Columbia University assert their right to speak for themselves and reject others who claim to represent their experiences and values.
2. Connection to Israel: They express their belief in the Jewish People's right to self-determination in their historic homeland and emphasize the integral role of Zionism in their Jewish identity.
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May 7
Issues college students say are most important to them:

The conflict in the Middle East - dead last at 13%

Despite the headlines. NOBODY CARES.
Only 8% of college students participated on either side of the protests.
81% agree that the pro-Hamas mob who destroyed university property should be held accountable for damages.
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Some stats from the @IDF, six months into the operation:

Reserve Duty:
300,000 reservists have been enlisted since the beginning of the war.

Gender Breakdown:
♀️ 17%
♂️ 83%

Age Breakdown:
20's: 45%
30's: 32%
40's: 15%
50's: 6%
60's: 2%
Published Fallen Soldiers: 🕯️

600 since Oct. 7, 2023
256 since the beginning of ground operations (Oct. 27, 2023).

41 fallen soldiers as a result of operational accidents:

Friendly fire: 20
Irregular fire: 5
Accidental (weapons, car accidents): 16

Current situation of hospitalized personnel 🏨:

Mild: 57
Moderate: 188
Severe: 27

Injured Personnel Since the Beginning of the War 🤕 : 3188

Mild: 1842
Moderate: 849
Severe: 497

Injured Personnel Since the Beginning of Ground Operations in Gaza (Oct 27, 2023) 🤕: 1550

Mild: 716
Moderate: 516
Severe: 318
🚀 Rocket fire crossing into Israeli territory

🇵🇸 From Gaza: 9,100
🇱🇧 From Lebanon: 3,100
🇸🇾 From Syria: 35
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