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The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome Profile picture
@TheMossadIL
Apr 23, 2020 • 8 tweets • 5 min read • Read on X
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Hello agents! We have a fresh batch of "How To Tweet Like a Palestinian".

Thank you Agent @Israellycool for the hard work.

israellycool.com/2020/04/22/pai… Image
More lies. Image
And more lies. Image
Wait! There's more!
israellycool.com/2020/05/10/pal… ImageImage
We can do this all day.
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To commemorate #nakba72. Fatah's official Facebook page uses one of the fake photos exposed above.

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Gaza ≠ Syria
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Apr 7
Some stats from the @IDF, six months into the operation:

Reserve Duty:
300,000 reservists have been enlisted since the beginning of the war.

Gender Breakdown:
♀️ 17%
♂️ 83%

Age Breakdown:
20's: 45%
30's: 32%
40's: 15%
50's: 6%
60's: 2%
Published Fallen Soldiers: 🕯️

600 since Oct. 7, 2023
256 since the beginning of ground operations (Oct. 27, 2023).

41 fallen soldiers as a result of operational accidents:

Friendly fire: 20
Irregular fire: 5
Accidental (weapons, car accidents): 16

Current situation of hospitalized personnel 🏨:

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Moderate: 188
Severe: 27

Injured Personnel Since the Beginning of the War 🤕 : 3188

Mild: 1842
Moderate: 849
Severe: 497

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Mild: 716
Moderate: 516
Severe: 318
🚀 Rocket fire crossing into Israeli territory

🇵🇸 From Gaza: 9,100
🇱🇧 From Lebanon: 3,100
🇸🇾 From Syria: 35
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Apr 1
A VERY productive 2-week campaign at Shifa "hospital" has been completed. Here is the highlight reel.

Thank you @IDF!! ❤️🇮🇱💪
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Jan 7
🧵 Thread of @UNRWA complicity in terror activities in Gaza:

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 Dec 11, 2023: IDF located sacks marked with UNRWA logos. These are the weapons that were found inside them. Image
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 Dec 9, 2023: Terrorists taking shelter and shooting from an UNRWA school.
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Dec 2, 2023: Dozens of Grad rockets found hidden underneath UNRWA boxes.

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Nov 13, 2023
This image was shared by @UN. Obviously directed at IDF activities in the Gaza Strip.

IDF takes extreme precautions, often to its own strategic detriment, regarding all these things. None of these are EVER a target for the IDF.

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"🇮🇱 Babies are #NotATarget"

Hamas murdered scores of babies. Tortured them. Burned them. Mutilated them. Beheaded them.

Hamas is holding a baby hostage. He's 10 months old and his name is Kfir.

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"🇵🇸Babies are #NotATarget"

Hamas has made their own babies into human shields and uses them as propaganda tools.

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Oct 2, 2023
An Antisemite's Guide to How to Respond to an Israeli Twitter User:
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Roger Waters doesn't have an antisemitic bone in his body. He has 206. And here are 206 antisemitic acts or statements he has said.
1. Compared the accidental death of a journalist covering a shootout between Islamic Jihad terrorists and IDF to Anne Frank.
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