Thread by @bdomenech

"Both days, I added ½ cup of Clorox to my bathwater to combat the radiation and metals in my system and oxygenate it."
thepuristonline.com/2020/04/the-cu…

Could use a @goop fact check on this

"I used a “body charger,” which energy specialist Randy Oppitz suggested I borrow from a friend. It sent electrical frequencies through my body to oxygenate my blood and stimulate the healthy production of blood cells to fortify my immune system. It also rebalanced my energy..."

"FEVER 99 with an afternoon spike to 101.5 and evening spike aggravated by full moon"
thepuristonline.com/2020/04/chris-…

"Dr. Linda checks a sample of Chris’ hair to provide an update and finds he has low protein levels, exhausted adrenals, and high metals, which constrict the immune system."

They sent his hair to Santa Fe?

"Light Harmonics Institute, founded in 1987 by Dr. Linda Lancaster, is a healing and teaching center specializing in Energy Medicines.

Light Harmonics is a Healing System based on the philosophies of Yoga, Ayurveda, Anthroposophy, TCM, Naturopathy and Homeopathy."

"Dr. Linda Lancaster has discovered that it is the interplay of invisible forces such as chemicals, heavy metals, radiation, and opportunistic parasites..."

Of course there is a Goop profile. Dr. Linda "gives us a peek into the unique treatment that she’s famous for: Patient-specific cleanses that use goat milk and herbs to eliminate parasites, which allows patients to skip out on harsh drug regimens."
goop.com/wellness/detox…

Please note: Your fever is not increasing due to the moon.