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Matt Carr Profile picture
@MattCarr55
Apr 24, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
Doctor Crazy Mofo’s book of pandemic tips:

Lie out on the freeway and let the trucks scare the virus away

Stare directly into a solar eclipse and say ‘cheese!’

Set fire to your own house to disrupt the China 5G signal

Chant Trump Trump Trump 3x a day

#TrumpPressBriefing
Other useful tips:

Have a 2nd amendment orgy with a bunch of strangers

Lick your tv screen when an evangelist appears

Drag the US flag through a hospital ward and wrap it round you

Stick your face in a beehive

Get Paula White to speak in tongues

#TrumpPressBriefing
Say abba dabba gaga boo. Poweeeer!

Join the Russian Orthodox Church.

Invite your neighbors to a group hug or a virus beach party.

Spray paint a doctor’s car

Drive your freaking hummvee and shout ‘America!’

Donate to the Koch brothers charity
Smoke three packs of cigarettes a day.

Attack a Mexican or the libtards who let them in.

Ignore scientists and so-called experts in the pay of China and the WHO. Your opinion is as good as theirs and the president’s is even better.

Stay safe. But above all, stay free.

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Phew! Just been to see #NapoleonMovie and it is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. Epically, comically bad on an almost cosmic level of badness. First, the history. There isn’t any, I mean apart from battle scenes, which of course Ridley Scott does well. But no sense of
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