She canNOT be desperate for that job. I am sure there are less embarrassing jobs to do.
"Oh, you do the Twitter, Darrel. That must be very interesting."
When they actually mean, "why on earth do you waste your life doing that?"
"This is a very unique grant application."
I was very proud of this email.
It was only later that I realised he had completely freaked out because it was odd.
However, I had the benefit of intermediaries who were attuned to this high-flying euphemism business.
"Dr Birks is testing laser bleach treatment, aren't you?"
and she replied,
"I haven't heard of those"
"the Great Scientist is ahead of the game as always, and this so-called expert who is assisting him is completely lost and out-of-date."
"What the President said was completely wrong.
This is because he is a great big chimpanzee who has been made president as a prank.
Please take no notice of him for health advice."