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so "alpha" to whine like a little baby.
apologies to babies for comparing them to something as undeveloped as trump
im a fat nerd who reads comic books and writes about politics for a living and trump is so limp and weak he makes me feel like some kind of apex predator
me, when trump does whiny tweets (this is a solid wrestling reference)
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i feel like im being punk'd
when the white house looks like a hotel conference room where they're pitching a get-rich-quick scheme
"Look, if you sign up 6 people and they sign up 6 people, you've got a really strong -- very strong -- downline..." - not what Trump is saying but he literally once operated a "network marketing" (pyramid scheme) thing
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its weird how reporters never follow up when trump says biden "apologized" to him about the ban on china travel. they also don't bother to follow up with his claims that people attacked him over it (didnt happen).
tbh if i was trump i'd start bragging about the giant squid monster i killed and how godzilla has never attacked during my entire presidency. nobody will ever check on him, so why not?
"Space Force is spinning up quickly, very quickly against the squid monster," President Willis said.
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sometimes the way many liberals seem to approach politics blows my mind. "she needs more experience." "i need to see more policy papers." "he needs to have passed more bills."

its utterly disconnected from how real politics is in this country. west-wingery, imo.
sure on one hand, do not elect idiots from reality tv, but on the other hand, no, we cant just hope everyone understands that the smartest guy/gal in the room is always the best and get upset when they pick a flashier person.
why not? i heard so much circa 2007 that obama needed seasoning and years in the senate.
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