Because I’m weird sometimes I like to imagine Obama tweeting like him
“Our beautiful SEALS have just killed Osama Bin Laden! The terrorist who did 9/11, very strongly gone.”
“I have just signed Recovery Act. Jobs jobs jobs we must create jobs, quickly!”
“The very powerful Labor Department says we are in month 30 of nonstop job growth. We are defeating the unemployment enemy!”
“I am leading in all polls against Offshore Mitt Romney. Americans like the Change I said you could believe in!!! #O44”
“10 million more people have health insurance and the Obamacare is spreading rapidly. Enjoy!”
“I will be delivering a major address to the nation. I will not say but our military has once again killed a very bad and nasty terrorist. Again!”
“Happy birthday to my very popular wife, Michelle. She is so popular, even Republicans like her!”
“The Supreme Court has just strongly approved same sex marriage! I am instructing my administration to light up the White House in pride colors IMMEDIATELY!”
They’re still goofy but a little more tolerable if they’re based in reality.
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“A very strong man powerful man comes to me with tears streaming down his face. ‘Sir we cannot find Bin Laden sir,’ and I told him, look in Pakistan. You will find him in Pakistan, and you know what? We did!”
(Bonus tweet)
(Bonus tweet)
