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BE WEATHER AWARE TONIGHT! Just like we eventually had to add ALLEGEDLY to all of our bad guy posts, so now the Southlake DPS has decided to add POSSIBLY to all of our weather posts.

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Why? Because we’re over here relaying weather information to you that we hear from other places and sometimes it doesn’t pan out and we don’t want that on our impeccable record.

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There POSSIBLY will be hail tonight. There POSSIBLY will be lots and lots of rain tonight. There POSSIBLY will be a chance for tornados tonight. There POSSIBLY will be high winds. That should POSSIBLY cover it. Oh, POSSIBLY around 10:00pm.

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So tie down that springless trampoline, park that Tesla with the clever license plate (N0GA$) in the garage, be weather aware from our beloved DFW meteorologists like Dan Henry at @Fox4Weather, who almost always answers and acknowledges us when we have questions on here.

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Also we couldn’t get the map in time and the home printer was broken anyway, so the map would look something like this, courtesy of my 6-year old junior officer who is working from home with me today.

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