HELP US IDENTIFY THIS PILFERING PREPSTER THREAD! Way back on July 31st at around 11:40pm, this cool dude (probably named Brad or Chad or Kev, but obviously not confirmed) waltzed into our 7-11 at 2100 East Southlake Boulevard.
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He wore a blue Polo shirt with fancy colors around the collar and some khaki shorts.
He walked to the back of the store and then came up the aisle and asked for a Juul vape pen and pod. So basically he was the Juul of the Aisle. ANYWAY.
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He walked to the back of the store and then came up the aisle and asked for a Juul vape pen and pod. So basically he was the Juul of the Aisle. ANYWAY.
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The clerk dutifully set both of these insanely dangerous and potential hospital inducing devices on the counter for him, and the clerk asked for his ID to swipe to make sure he was old enough.
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Whatever ID Brad/Chad/Kev gave the clerk, it registered that his birthday was 9/22/99 and his DL ended in -1983. He would technically be twenty years old today, but just a nico-teen at the time of the offense.
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But again, junior detectives, we don’t know if he gave his actual DL or had ganked it from somewhere else. But hey, if you have a nephew or brother and they look kind of like these photos AND they just had a big birthday, by all means, point some fingers.
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Speaking of pointing fingers, Brad/Chad/Kev then asked the clerk about some cigarettes and pointed at the ones he wanted so he could double up on the nicotine. When the clerk turned, the thief ALLEGEDLY and on camera grabbed the Juul and pod and ran out the door.
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BUT GUYS IT WAS LIKE HE RAN FOR HIS LIFE. We arent talking about a cool breeze, step, hop, & jog or even a run. We are talking about that he grabbed a $46 Vape pen and then ran like one of those Boston Dynamic robots became self-aware with AI and latched its sights on him.
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LIKE FASTER THAN THAT GUY WHO JUST RAN A MARATHON IN UNDER 2 HOURS FAST. Zip!
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Out the door and ‘round the building and into a waiting car, probably driven by another bro named Brad/Chad/Kev. You probably thought he tried to escape into a waiting boat because of the Sperry’s, but nope, it was a car.
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If you recognize this thief, please reach out to crime analyst Diana Smith at 817-748-8915 or dsmith@ci.southlake.tx.us. As always you can always reach out to us anonymously on our social media platforms.
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