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As businesses begin to reopen, expect a kind of vacuous advice story intended to shift the responsibility onto your shoulders:

"Here are some tips for returning to work as quarantine ends:

A) If you think someone may be asymptomatic but shedding Coronavirus, don't risk it.
B) Even in crowded subways, remember to stay at least 6 feet apart.

C) If you brush up against a surface or a person of any kind, change your clothes immediately. It could save lives.

D) Shower after meetings. Find out how to use bottled water & a sink to do so efficiently!
E) Ask all your contacts for everyone who they have contacted. It's your right to know!

F) Try not to touch your gloves, mask or safety goggles at any time. Your safety equipment might actually be more hazard than help!

G) Laugh a lot, but inwardly so as not to spread droplets.
H) Even if you don't have money from the loss of your job or business, stay positive & shop! We have no one to blame but ourselves and are really all in this together, aren't we? Shopping actually burns as many calories as jogging according to some experts."

Mark my words....
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