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So, let's have our own #VirtualKentuckyDerby.
A 12 "thread" field for #BiggestHorsesAss. Vote by liking the post itself.
Please share far and wide. Winner will be announced at some point tonight.
Post 1, and morning line favorite at 1-5: Trump
Among the countless things the occupant has said this week, what got him here was signing an EO to keep meat packing plants open, despite the high number of infection cases coming from them.
Trained and owned by: Putin
Post 2, at 5-1: Pence
This Hoosier hate breeder won his way here by not wearing a mask into the Mayo Clinic because he "wanted to look them in the eyes".
Trained by: evangelicals
Owned by: Trump
Post 3, at 20-1: AZ GOP mouth piece
This nameless filly, who is not Meghan McCain, wants all the "Open Up AZ" protesters to dress as medical personel around the hospitals.
Trained by: Meghan McCain
Owned by: Mariposa County sheriff racist program
Post 4, 5-1: Women for Trump
These fillies are getting together to protest that they need their nails done. But the winner comes from NC who has who contracted the Rona.
Trained by: Be Best
Owned by: Karen
Post 5, 10-1: IA gov Kim Reynolds
Another filly running, she has informed anyone in her state that if they stay home when Iowa opens, they're volunteering to quit and lose unemployment.
Trained by: The Pro-Life Party
Owned by: Let Them Eat Cake
Post 6, 7-1: GA gov Brian Kemp
This guy didn't know that the virus was contagious, but his opening of Georgia early, is what got him here.
Trained by: The Pro-Life Party
Owned by: People For No Idea How Masks Go On
Post 7, 50-1: Elon Musk
The dark horse in the field comes in on a cloud of smoke and wtf-ism. "Free America Now", is the first time I'll say "I won't smoke what he's smoking".
Trained by: White Privilege
Owned by: The Committee to Reopen America
Post 8, 5-1: AG Barr
Like others in the administration, there's a lot for him to be here, but the qualifier was him using the power of the DOJ to try and take down Biden.
Trained by: J Edgar Hoover's secret files
Owned by: Trump
Post 9, 5-1: FL Gov Rick DeSantis
Life's a beach... Full of Corona Virus people... Who are out there because he's gotta one up Georgia. But he's not reporting the deaths by the virus so they didn't happen.
Trained by: The Pro-Life Party
Owned by: FL Senators
Post 10, 2-1: Mitch McConnell
His KY ads are sickening, especially when he has a picture of him and Obama in one, yet what got him in here was asking Congress to come back... To confirm judges. Can't have a Derby without KY.
Trained by: The Devil
Owned by: Got Money
Post 11, 99-1: Robbie Smithers, member of KY emergency board
This no name emergency responder posted on social media that a KY woman, arrested for breaking Quarantine, should've killed the cops.
Trained by: The Pro-Life Party
Owned by: Blue Lives Matter But Not Always
Post 12, 4-1: Michigan
Really this could go to any of the protesters, but, you know, being armed and in the capitol makes everything fun, white?
Trained by: White Privilege
Owned by: Blue Lives Matter But Not Always
Post 13, 10-1: Betsy DeVos
Late entry, this filly is stealing from everybody. But that's why you accept a job on this administration, white?
Trained by: Her family
Owned by: Her family
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