First they promised to test 250,000 people a day.
But they knew they'd miss their target.
So then they promised to test 100,000 people a day.
But they knew they'd miss their target.
So then they promised to do 100,000 tests a day.
But they knew they'd miss their target.
But they knew they'd miss their target.
So then they said they had 'deployed' tests to 100,000 people.
And they congratulated themselves on meeting their target.
(ENDS)