i really want to cap off this weekend with some transcendently dumb, brain-melting tv, and i have chosen netflix's "too hot to handle"
ive imprinted on chloe from #toohottohandle like a small baby bird. the way she says IM CHLOE
ok im not attracted to literally *anyone* on this show, but that kind of makes it more fun?
i like that this is their concession to "alt" ... anything ... and it's this dude 
i like the guy who referred to himself in the third person as "a star" and "the alpha"
does anyone, haley?
this show is sucking out my brain with a straw and i Love It
oh man
"honesty is the best policy" isnt a one liner!!!! its an aphorism CHLOE jk i love u
everyone is a himbo
immediately certain people annoy me more than others
these men are not particularly attractive?????? am i missing something
ok Rhonda is hot
i want to know more about Matthew's decision to become orange
i love this horrible show so much
FINK OF YER NAN
David looks like a shoe
me, at all times
im worried about everyone's sunburns
It's wild that the premise of this show is "A computer spies on everyone and tells you not to have sex"
the Shibari instructor is hotter than anyone on the actual show.
Bryce is possibly the most irritating person in the world?
