1. Advice on how I could have made a tweet/joke better.
2. How you’ve always made the EXACT same dish, but with different and inedible ingredients.
3. Why I shouldn’t give X “the oxygen of publicity”, by replying to the same thread you just did.
GET OUT. You mean he’s not one of the REAL Jake 12073287s? Ah crap. I went to school with a Lucy 12073287 and was hoping he knew her.
Sometimes I block the “It’s a bot” people and leave the bot alone. Just out of spite.

