SMR | Here's our thread on the latest shambles from our Orwellian Regime:
🤦♂️ "Half a million fatalities" would have been a catastrophe. This implies that 10's of thousands is actually pretty good. By comparison.
Well done! 👏
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🤦♂️ "Half a million fatalities" would have been a catastrophe. This implies that 10's of thousands is actually pretty good. By comparison.
Well done! 👏
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🤦♂️ "I've consulted across all four nations of the UK."
Did you though? @NicolaSturgeon would beg to differ. She says you didn't even bother to pick up the phone!
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Did you though? @NicolaSturgeon would beg to differ. She says you didn't even bother to pick up the phone!
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🤦♂️ "World beating system for tracking and tracing the virus."
So, it's still all about the UK showing the rest of the planet who's best then? Just another big Willy Waving Contest.
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So, it's still all about the UK showing the rest of the planet who's best then? Just another big Willy Waving Contest.
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🤦♂️ "Actively encourage people to go back to work."
But "avoid public transport wherever possible"... In fact, get there by car, or even better by bicycle.
Yep, can't see anyone having an issue with that.
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But "avoid public transport wherever possible"... In fact, get there by car, or even better by bicycle.
Yep, can't see anyone having an issue with that.
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🤦♂️ "Sit in the parks! Bask in the sun! Play sports!"
Oh, the Scum and Fail are gonna love you, bro! But the police? Not so much...
And what about border communities with Wales and Scotland? Remember, they're still taking the virus all seriously and everything...
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Oh, the Scum and Fail are gonna love you, bro! But the police? Not so much...
And what about border communities with Wales and Scotland? Remember, they're still taking the virus all seriously and everything...
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🤦♂️ "New Covid Alert Level System!"
Great! But the colour of the new messaging Ads (green) is precisely the same colour as Level 1 which apparently means "disease no longer present in the UK."
Can you see a problem with this? Not even a little one?
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Great! But the colour of the new messaging Ads (green) is precisely the same colour as Level 1 which apparently means "disease no longer present in the UK."
Can you see a problem with this? Not even a little one?
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🤦♂️ "soon be the time to impose quarantine on people coming into the country by air..."
There's a thought! You might wanna share this revelation with other countries. I bet none of them have even thought of that! God, you're good.
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There's a thought! You might wanna share this revelation with other countries. I bet none of them have even thought of that! God, you're good.
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🤦♂️ "A series of big ifs..."
Well, that's nice and clear then, isn't it? I suppose some of your big donors might wanna push things on a little faster, so there's always that to think about...
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Well, that's nice and clear then, isn't it? I suppose some of your big donors might wanna push things on a little faster, so there's always that to think about...
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🤦♂️ "a change of emphasis..."
And then there's the new "slogan"...
"Stay Alert! Control the Virus!"
Clear. As. Mud.
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And then there's the new "slogan"...
"Stay Alert! Control the Virus!"
Clear. As. Mud.
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🤦♂️ Boris, the only announcement which would have been appropriate from you tonight would have been an attempt at an apology, your resignation and self referral to the police for crimes against humanity.
#BorisResign
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#BorisResign
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