i just love the trope of evil, dark-hearted obama pushing his quivering underlings to commit acts of the worst sort while obama just cackles
in my version, the aides are always like "please, sir, no, its too evil" and obama is just like, "do it, do it extra evil, i love evil, have i mentioned ... evil?"
and michelle is like a racist baroness. always "yes, yes, my beloved, more evilllllllll" 
