For the past 2 days, Mormon men who fall right of the MAGA crowd, have been yelling at me about my Guns + God thread. They keep sharing this pretty picture of me and calling me Ellen, and I admit it took me way too long to understand they think it's an insult.
I mean...
I mean...
I look great in that picture! Which is why I put it online in the first place. And Ellen is beautiful and successful. So... yay!
Just to be helpful, I thought I'd share a few more photos where I look gorgeous — in case any more gun-worshipping Mormons want to share them too.
Just to be helpful, I thought I'd share a few more photos where I look gorgeous — in case any more gun-worshipping Mormons want to share them too.
One of the first photos I shared online. 
When I lived in France before.
There was a Clue Party and I dressed up as Ms. Peacock.
With my youngest child.
The first time I tried blonde.
For a Pink-themed party.
This is from a shoot for my author photo.
Oh my. I still miss that scarf. It was silk and I picked it up from a street stand in Italy.
A good pixie cut is still my favorite.
That one time I tried bangs.
My sixth pregnancy.
Thanks again my Mormon Brothers for sharing pretty pictures of me.
Thanks again my Mormon Brothers for sharing pretty pictures of me.
