Also, she was really easily reading off an itemized list for a VERY EXPENSIVE wedding. Marrying for the money only?
SAME.
Oh, now he's following a woman on the street.
And now there's red stuff on white cloth that can't seem to be washed out at a cleaner's.
And he's being a twat to the Chinese cleaning lady.
We're stuck with this asshole a whole movie, oh my god.
And he throws his problems at a random woman he knows. So much for "woman's rights," eh Bob?
Calling his mistress while watching porn, then calling Dorsia for a reservation, just to be laughed down the line.
And now it's time for a therapist, right? No? Just a day spa where woman compliment your skin? Ok.
(And I know he based his performance off Cruise. He NAILED it!)
Either way, he's now watching a slasher flick while working out and eating "exotic" fruits. His life doesn't seem to have gotten better with his "outburst."
Oh, and he can't stress a "blonde" escort enough. His fiancee is blonde... Coincidence???
"No. Not really." Tells them anyway. One tries to talk about the apt. "None of your business."
He can't even keep it up without flexing in the mirror. I can hear his thoughts now. "Are you proud of me, daddy? Am I a good enough man for you now? AM I MAN ENOUGH NOW?"
Are... Are they ok? Did he do illegal abortions on them? Experiments? I put nothing past him!
Det: "Have you heard it?"
Pat: "No, they're too black-sounding for me."
Not a single goddamned truth.
....Courtney might need someone to keep her alive. That screamed of suicide on Easter. Am I alone on this?
Pat picks up a really dull and dim girl at the club. "There's something sweet about you."
And next scene, he has some of her hair and a crossword with "BONE" and "MEAT" written all over as the answers.
Good Signs!!
"How about... Dorsia?"
I respect that. Pat isn't looking so happy, though.
Still, he fakes a booking (as he never gets into Dorsia I hear) and gets her to go to his place for the night.
She's secretly sniping all his insecurities (being fit, needing help with crosswords, lack of willpower) and I love it.
Also, just noticed he has a state-of-the-art kitchen, but never cooks a single meal there.
Pat: "TED BUNDY'S DOG'S NAME WAS LASSIE. WEIRD, RIGHT?"
Secretary: "...Who's Ted Bundy?"
I don't know if this is hilarious, sad, or just terrifying.
And he never answers the question with a yes, so that's a NO. Terrifying.
A call arrives from his fiancee during his date. She's now uncomfortable, saying this is going to end bad. Pat insists she stays, but she heads out anyway.
Pat is obviously pinning this on Marcus. Yet, Marcus gave him an alibi. The detective mentions a friend killing another in cold blood is highly unlikely, right? Pat can't answer him.
NOW they're getting murdered in Allen's apt. Had a feeling, was never sure...
"This song is about how it's not too late to better ourselves."
TAKE A HINT, PATTY-CAKE.
I noticed how eerily he's copying Texas Chainsaw Massacre (biting people, chasing a girl with a chainsaw) while in the role of the killer himself. And also how he filmed his own porno.
I'm... Huh. Well, either he's telling the truth, telling more lies, or BELIEVES he's telling the truth. We'll see?
Secretary is still going through the planner and seeing a lot of drawn violence towards women. Did he imagine those scenes, or take from real life?
"But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me... My confession has meant nothing."
So he admits to wasting our time???
Also also, I called it on the rich being absolutely hypocritical and horrible people all-around. I like a movie that can flex anti-capitalist.
6/10, but maybe rewatch with a pause button and notes to see how deep his rabbit hole really goes.