Seriously, I think the love letters written by Napoleon Bonaparte are some of the craziest things I've ever read in my life.
“Adieu, adorable Josephine; one of these nights your door will open with a great noise; as a jealous person, and you will find me on your arms.”
“Adieu, adorable Josephine; one of these nights your door will open with a great noise; as a jealous person, and you will find me on your arms.”
RUN, JOSEPHINE, RUN
"Josephine, take care! Some fine night, the doors will be broken open and there I'll be."
"Josephine, take care! Some fine night, the doors will be broken open and there I'll be."
"I am waiting patiently for Murat to know the details of what you are doing, what you are saying, whom you are seeing, what you are wearing.
Everything to do with my adorable is dear to my heart, which only longs to know."
Everything to do with my adorable is dear to my heart, which only longs to know."
18th-century sexting.
"A kiss on the heart, and one lower down, much lower!"
"A kiss on the heart, and one lower down, much lower!"
