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May 18, 2020 3 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Story from old #VideoGame times - used to have the game of The Hunt For Red October - it was a submarine simulator, where you look at control panels, and occasionally through the periscope. The idea was to be stealthy using the caterpillar drive.
I tried time and time again, being slow, being stealthy, as the reviews and magazine guides suggested, hiding in the terrain of the undersea canyons, but every time, I’d get killed.
Eventually I decided “fuck this for a joke”, ignored the Caterpillar Drive, and floored it under propellers at periscope depth, directly for the American coast, as soon as I got out of port.

And that’s how I won at the game Hunt For Red October.

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