I still have one episode to go and so am tuning out intentionally however the MJpizzagate story makes no sense. If you're going to give a guy food poisoning (which...who among us knows how to do that?), do you go with 4 other guys to keep a low profile?
So just to lean into this a bit: Do we think Michael Jordan called a pizza place and said: "Hi I'm Michael Jordan, aka #23, here to destroy your team, please send me a large pepperoni to my hotel room"
Do we think the pizza was in his name? Really?
Do we think the pizza was in his name? Really?
Now if the pizza place *knew* it was MJ ordering/somebody ordering for MJ, yeah seems entirely possible that 5 guys would go the distance to be part of that delivery but....
Do we think that those five guys or some evil force behind them knew how to contaminate MJ with enough whatever to make him sick but not kill him? Go ahead google “how to give someone food poisoning”...now imagine mid 90s web searches...nah.
So MJ, who was dismissive of Pippen’s migraine seems to want us to believe that the only way he’d get sick on eve of big game is by some kind of dastardly action.
Probably he touched the wrong doorknob or didn’t wash his hands after taking a shit. Hey, he’s human.
Probably he touched the wrong doorknob or didn’t wash his hands after taking a shit. Hey, he’s human.
Or maybe the crucial error was trying to order deep dish in SLC
