Thread by @HNIJohnMiller

You'd be trying to impeach Pence then. Jackasses.

And you know what? We're putting a 1) here, because I have a rant that I've been saving up, and I can't fucking hold it in anymore. I'm done. I'm fucking done. BRING OUT THE RED RING OF RAGE.

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1263126004479987721

*Insert holy music here*

2) Alright, you fucks and fuckettes ready?

Here goes.

The opening bombshell.

THERE ARE NO JOURNALISTS ANYMORE.

THERE ARE NO REPORTERS ANYMORE.

THERE IS NO NEWS ANYMORE.

3) If you see a 'journalist' on TV, they are not an anchor, or a reporter, or what have you. They are an ACTOR.

Hannity? Tucker Carlson? THEY ARE ACTORS. Crazy Karen/Mika? The White Walker/Anderson Cooper? ACTORS. THEY'RE ALL FUCKING ACTORS READING FROM A FUCKING SCRIPT.

4) All these crazy shitstains in the WacomPost, Failing NY Times, etc? They aren't journalists and reporters. They are writers. They don't seek out information, they have it fed to them.

5) You are being presented with a STORY. You're not being presented with reality. You are being presented with a fantasy land, where no one means what they say, the facts aren't real, and everyone's just clocking in enough time and effort to get their next paycheck. THAT'S IT.

6) Our politicians are just glorified actors, auditioning for bit roles on the television shows that pay better for less work. Blumenthal, Gaetz, all these others, they don't go up on television to 'spread the truth' or whatever the fuck they say they're doing. They're acting.

7) Our entire public-facing government at the state and federal level are just playacting the script handed to them by the producers of the popular television primetime dramas CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, etc. Bit actors playing small roles written for them by screenwriters.

8) Brian Low TeStetlerone is a fucking actor, and a shitty one at that. Any of these people would rather be working in hollywood doing movies. BUT THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK AT IT, so they're stuck on network primetime dramas getting their souls wrung out of them.

9) You think any of these people are fucking REAL? You think we're not just looking at fucking facsimiles of personalities, waiting for the next face-heel turn or heel-face turn, the next equivalent to a rap beef between two leading politicians?

10) They are doing all this for money and so they can hide the fact that they FUCKING SUCK AT THEIR JOBS.

The Covid relief laws and PPP plans and EVERYTHING that emerged from Congress have made matters WORSE.

11) Why do they fucking hate Trump? Why did they hate Reagan? Why did Schwarzenegger get such a bad reputation as governor of California?

Because all of these failed fucking actors and actresses HATE people who are better at acting coming and fucking things up for the rest of em

12) They HATE people that can use their personalities and personas to craft better storylines. They fucking HATE competition.

Don't believe me about the actors thing? Why do you think these morons take Hollywood celebrities so seriously? THEY WANT TO BE THEM.

13) They want to be the vapid, stupid, moronic, pants on head fucking imbecilic 'beautiful' people they constantly try to go to parties with and lavish with benefits and favorable coverage and the like. They WANT to be them, to be accepted by them.

14) And so, these vapid, stupid, moronic, pants on head fucking imbecilic ugly morons make life a living hell for the rest of us by refusing to admit that they have no fucking idea what they're doing, they just cash checks and leave the rest of us in the fucking mud.

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