Hilarious. They've gone with Michael Green.
Might as well have asked an empty shoe box to handle the press conference.
Honestly Michael Green talking about rail policy right now, in this context, is comedy gold and I am enjoying it immensely.
"Take the bicycle for example." It's like playing a Disney movie in a double bill with Nightmare on Elm Street.
"Did you mean the first question for Jenny?" Nice try Michael.
No.10 are going to work that 'safeguarding advice' as hard as humanly possible.
Jesus Christ the state of this. Shapps is basically loosening the rules in real time, introducing the idea that they are all open to interpretation, to save Cummings' skin.
Incredible. Shapps says each individual should follow hte guidance. But then, secret second piece of government instruction we weren't told about until now: It's for each individual to make a decision about ensuring they have enough support around them
Just amazing.
No matter how low your opinion of them, they somehow manage to dive below it.
