Thread by @RajeevMatta

Recent findings on the Covid-19 ... after extensive research !!!

1. Only 3 persons can travel in a car... the 4th person attracts the Covid.
2. The pillion rider on a two wheel is Covid prone !!
3. Only 30 persons in a bus. 31st will bring corona.

4. After 7 pm, corona takes walk till 7am. Don't venture out.
5. If you carry liquor from shop, corona won't mind. But it will catch you, if you sit in bar and drink.
6. If you travel with pass between Zones you won't get it. But it will hold on to you if you travel without pass.

7. You won't get it, if you buy from vendor or shops. But it is waiting for you in a market
8. It won't touch politicians and their crony, without mask. But if it happens to see a common man without mask, it will run to embrace him.

9. Sunday don't venture out. It is on a spreading spree ... but It is on a holiday on week days.
10. It is waiting in temples, mosque and churches. But stays away from factories and industries.

11. It will surely catch you if you dine in hotels. But it doesn't bother if you sit there waiting to take away food.
12. It is not invited in rich marriages with N number of guests. But in poor man's marriage, it accompanies 51st man.

So be careful and learn to live with it ...