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The Cathedral is run exclusively by humorless scolds
So it's no surprise the blue-pilled are shocked when someone counterpunches on Twitter
Their programmers both act above it all and are incapable of a sick burn
If they had their druthers, as with everything else, we'd be leaving the humor "to the professionals."
Hence their inability to reconcile Trump and his jokes--he's not a comedian by trade.
Reverse-engineering their programming and thereby rendering it impotent is my favorite part of my career
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what do you get when you cross @JoeNBC and the Clintons?
Murdered

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What's the difference between @JoeNBC and Jeffrey Epstein?
Jeffrey Epstein doesn't kill the girls he has sex with
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OK Kim Jong Un sucession master thread
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We are in a time where the members of the corporate press are explicitly and publicly advocating not covering the daily presidential press briefing during an international pandemic.

This is entirely at odds with those whose job it is to provide information (i.e., their opposite)
it is hard for me to appreciate how divorced from reality one has to be for a pundit to claim they should be heard out in lieu of the head of the federal government during a national crisis, and I say this as an anarchist.

Again: Not listened to, simply heard out.
the congregants have followed their training and now this is trending.
a key element of the morality of the evangelical left is the belief that if something isn't for everyone then it isn't right for anyone
it's not enough that they ignore him; they need you to as well.
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