Thread by @thegaylyprophet

We're starting the movie! Both I and Lark will be signing our respective tweets with our initials. You can join our thread or start your own, just remember to use the hashtag #ruthlessrewatch!

Free Hedwig -jb #ruthlessrewatch

Well this is extremely tragic 😭 -L

Who made the drawing of Hedwig that is tapped to Harry's wardrobe!! -jb #ruthlessrewatch

I’m betting it was Dean. #FriendGoals -L

Again, does no one in this neighborhood question the 1 second floor barred windows? -jb #ruthlessrewatch

Gotta say the cake scene broke the promise of every 90s show about how food fights work -L #RuthlessRewatch

The movie Burrow looks very cozy, but they could have lit the house better -j #ruthlessrewatch

Authur wearing a pointy hat to work and being like 'did we adopt another kid or something' is very adorable. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Harry butchered the pronunciation of "diagon ally' the same way I would have lolol. -j #ruthlessrewatch

How does saying “diagonally” get you to knockturn alley??? -L #RuthlessRewatch

MOMMMMMM!!!! -L #RuthlessRewatch

Hold the fuck on, Hermione can't do magic out of school as a 12-year-old!!! -j #corrections #ruthlessrewatch

Wtf the Weasleys are just like “oops, we lost Harry, let’s go shopping?” -L #RuthlessRewatch

Lockheart does not look nearly dandy enough in this film. I want pastels damn it! -j #ruthlessrewatch

Whoaaaaa good point!!! -L

It’s EXPOSITION TIIIIME!!! -L #RuthlessRewatch

Lucious Malfoy is, like everyone else, is cast too old, but you really can't beat Jason Isaacs in this role. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Now kiss
-L

What are we suppose to think Malfoy sr does at the ministry, exactly? -j #ruthlessrewatch

Reason number 70000 that Hedwig should not be in a cage -L #RuthlessRewatch

Hedwig’s face acting 💯 -L #RuthlessRewatch

Harry almost dying falling out of the car is really unnecessary and ads nothing to this already long af movie. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Snape’s hair is looking extremely bouncy -L #RuthlessRewatch

Ok so almost violating the international statute of secrecy is kinda a big deal and a good point. -j #ruthlessrewatch

I think @ohwitchplease called his ‘do The Rachel and I completely agree -L #RuthlessRewatch

Neville would never! -j #ruthlessrewatch

Give Neville a basket of kittens -L #RuthlessRewatch

#protecterrol -j #ruthlessrewatch

Ok Lockhart's painting of himself painting a portrait of himself is fantastic. -j #ruthlessrewatch

That is not in Lockhart’s color palette and he would never wear it. -L #RuthlessRewatch

Hermione here to save everyone's asses AGAIN. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Draco: IT’S ME, BITCHESSSSS -L #RuthlessRewatch

Ok the movie did the thing right where DUH Hermione would know what the fuck 'mudbood' meant. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Hagrid is peak mom in this scene 😭😭 -j #ruthlessrewatch

Ok so...does everyone just ignore the loud hissing that harry is hearing? Like he is hearing words, everyone else should be hearing something 🤔 -j #corrections #ruthlessrewatch

McG's face as Lockheart speaks is perfect. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Dumbledore: remember those babies you met a few scenes ago? We’re gonna murder them soon! -L #RuthlessRewatch

Should the spell to turn scabbers into a goblet have worked as he is not an actual rat? -j #corrections #ruthlessrewatch

McG: four founders, three good ones and one 😒 fuckhead
-L #RuthlessRewatch

Jessie Blount, best detective in the universe 🏆 -L

Harry: Hermione, that potion will take way too long.
Hermione: I literally don’t care, I really want to make it 🤷‍♀️ -L #RuthlessRewatch

These kids really need helmets for Quiddich -j #ruthlessrewatch

Y’all, the thing is that this movie is 2 hours and 54 minutes long, and the 54 minutes are all this quidditch scene 😤 -L #RuthlessRewatch

This quidditch scene is 20 hours long 😭-j #ruthlessrewatch

All the kids grossed out in the background bc of Harry's boneless arm is me -j #ruthlessrewatch

I’m leaving, I can’t deal with this 🤢 -L #RuthlessRewatch

the skello-grow bottle is very goth, please someone make one for me -j #ruthlessrewatch

YOU CAN'T OPEN A CAMERA OUTSIDE OF A DARKROOM YOU WOULD HAVE RUINED THE FILM EVEN IF COLIN COULD HAVE GOTTEN A PICTURE -j #ruthlessrewatch

Wowww that table is gorgeous 🤩 -L

Where do you get a carpet with the phases of the moon, I need it. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Lol Lockhart is wearing a fencing outfit 😂 -L #ruthlessrewatch

Snape put 11 years of not getting the defense job behind that disarming. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Alan Rickman is clearly having a ton of fun being the MOST extra in this movie. -j #ruthlessrewatch

NOW KISS -L #ruthlessrewatch

Snape's face was literally 'Lily what the fuck is up with your cursed son" -j #ruthlessrewatch

Yo, why does the headmaster get the only accessible staircase in this whole damn castle? -j #ruthlessrewatch

Harry: can I get your opinion?
Hat: sure thing
Harry: fuck you, you don’t know me
-L #ruthlessrewatch

Mama Hagrid to the rescue again 😍 -L #ruthlessrewatch

These cupcakes look dry as fuck, I call bullshit they are not full of anything liquid. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Lol Jessie cannot be pleased. Book cakes are too wet, movie cakes are too dry. Okay Goldilocks. -L
@jessie_detroit

Crabbe and Goyle do not look 12 -j #ruthlessrewatch

I just want accurate baked goods! -j

Percy: you’re literally too young to know what I’m doing down here ⛓🖐🍑 -L #ruthlessrewatch

Myrtle just creeping behind Harry and Ron is hilarious -j #ruthlessrewatch

Ron has said a series of mean things in the past 5 minutes. 😠 -j #ruthlessrewatch

Ahh yes, let's pick up the book covered in toilet water. -j #washyourhands #ruthlessrewatch

Harry Potter
-L

Tom Riddle has immaculate handwriting -j #ruthlessrewatch

The director was like, let's not cast a kid for Hagrid, just find me a chunky body double and we'll do a shadowy voice over 🙄🙄🙄 -j #ruthlessrewatch

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Harry's bed looks like the feds trashed it looking for drugs, not the work of an 11 year old girl. -j #ruthlessrewatch

It is a CRIME that Fudge isn’t in his outfit™️ -L #ruthlessrewatch

Why are the evil ones always the best dressed? Malfoy is goth dandy goals -L #ruthlessrewatch

DON’T FOLLOW THE SPIDERS -L #ruthlessrewatch

watching Hagrid and Dumbledor give semi-cryptic advice to no one is just as clunky on film as it is in the books -j #ruthlessrewatch

With a few editing cuts, this movie would be a pg horror film -j #ruthlessrewatch

Aragog the Ethical Egoist -L #ruthlessrewatch

Do you think Ron ever told his dad the car became feral and is rolling around the Forbidden Forest? -j #ruthlessrewatch

I hope so, it’d make Arthur so happy -L

"Hermione, I wish you were here because neither me or Ron know how to use the library or do research" -j #ruthlessrewatch

Hogwart's surprise PA system -j #ruthlessrewatch

Lockhart has a wig??? -L #ruthlessrewatch

McG and Snape's face as they tell him to go find the monster j- #ruthlessrewatch

Myrtle is a goth princess and I LOVE her -L #ruthlessrewatch

(This is the only gif I could find of her, I actually quite hate this scene/behavior) -L

Actual footage of Lockheart in his office after he says he's gonna rescue Ginny -j #ruthlessrewatch

tw: pet death

The bones that the boys step on totally are the size of cat skeletons 😞😬-j #ruthlessrewatch

So In the movie “obliviate” works by causing you to smash your head and get physical brain damage instead of magical -L #ruthlessrewatch

"You can never have too many snakes in the decor" Slytherin, at some point probably. -j #ruthlessrewatch

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"sick anagram bro" Tom Riddle to himself -j #ruthlessrewatch

Harry vs the worst dinosaur at Jurassic Park -j #ruthlessrewatch

If Riddle’s plan had worked there would be two of him, causing a paradox and ripping a hole in the fabric of time, right @wokedoctorwho ? -L

Riddle: sure I’m all about magical racism, but I’m also sexist. -L

This is the worst bird puppet I've ever seen. -j #ruthlessrewatch

"Ron, little 12-year-old traumatized child, go mail these extremely important documents to the Minister of Magic. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Gee who could the sword with the rubies in the hilt belong too? -j #ruthlessrewatch

You can see how Malfoy talked his way out of punishment for being a death eater, with a poker face like that -L #ruthlessrewatch

For whatever reason, Lucious has Morticia Addams lighting

Dobby -L

ok so Malfoy was straight up about to murder Harry at the school?? who the fuck made this decision?? -j #ruthlessrewatch

Ya'll we could have had the death day party, instead of hours of quidditch and a weaksause dinosaur fight. -j #ruthlessrewatch

"Thanks for doing all the work for us while you were literally petrified, Hermione. " -j #ruthlessrewatch

-L

RON YOU HAD ONE JOB, USE THE DAMN SCHOOL OWLS -j #ruthlessrewatch

This clapping for Hagrid is so cheesy, why am I tearing up??? -L

While it's great that this movie ends with Hagrid getting the recognition she deserves, cinematic this is a fucking wack ending. -j #ruthlessrewatch

Aaaaaand scene. Thanks everyone! -L

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