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"Assalamualaikum, Budhe, Pakdhe."
"Walaikumsalam. Eeeeh, Mbak Ayu sama Mas Sandy. Ayo, ayo, masuk aja."

"Aduh, maaf berantakan ya. Budhe habis masak. Mamah-Papah sehat to?"

"Ini Davi sama Shafeera ya? Udah kelas berapa kamu Ya Allah. Masih inget Budhe to?"

"Pak, Bapak. Iki lho Mbak Ayu karo Mas Sandy mampir."
*terdengar balasan dari dalam*

"Oh iyo, dhisik ya Bu. Lagi bel-belan lahir batinan karo Pak Sukat."

*berteriak ke kamar*

"Leee, enek Mbak Ayu karo Mas Sandy kuu lho. Ayo metu, ojo neng kamar terus."
*keluar kamar sembari menggerutu*
*dianggap merusak kesenangan main game*

"Nggih, Pak.....sekedap."
Terdengar, Ibunya memberi instruksi kepada anak:

"Hayo, bilang apa?"
"Lho kok malu."

Akhirnya Ibunya yang mewakili sendiri: "Makasih, Budheee."

Farel ketika mendengar

"Lho saiki wis gede ya. Mbiyen cilik tak gendong-gendong lho kowe cah bagus."

Dalam hati ingin merespons:

"Cilik terus lha po aku ki jenglot."

"Anu, Budhe. Lha ini mamahe anak-anak ga bisa ditinggal e, saya bolak-balik Jakarta-Solo terus sekarang. Cari receh-recehan di sini sing penting ajeg."

Lalu disambut dengan celetukan:

"Lho, arep neng ndi sih kok kesusu nemen? Kene, tak bungkusne rendang yo.

Budhe masake nganti 2 dina 2 wengi, uwempuk tenan koyo gudir.

Karo opo iki lho, mundut dewe kono neng mejo. Neng kene ra enek sing maem kok."

Terdengar panggilan dari ruang tamu:

"Mas, Mas Akbar. Ibu nyuwun tulung difotokne karo Mbak Ayu & Mas Sandy le. Ameh tak pasang neng WA karo Fesbuk."

"Nggih, Buk. Kula pundutne kamera."

*Akbar keluar dari kamar*
"Anu, Mbak Kiki diceluk sisan kui. Ben ora ngomong karo hape terus."

"Mbaaaaaaak, ditimbali Ibu. Ndang miduk, arep dijak foto."

"Yo. Sik tak nggawe alis sik."
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