OK, I have my own breaking world exclusive on the Cummings story! Or maybe a new angle. Or mere surmise ☹️. Here goes.
In the rose garden he said he regretted not making his statement earlier. It had been an error of judgement. Well buuuuuullshit! This guy is a master ..
In the rose garden he said he regretted not making his statement earlier. It had been an error of judgement. Well buuuuuullshit! This guy is a master ..
.. media manipulator & will have had a reason for delaying. Can you guess what it was, children? Well, yes, his statement had to be carefully drafted, alright, but that’s not it.
No, he had to let the journos spill their stuff onto the front pages so he could see what they ..
No, he had to let the journos spill their stuff onto the front pages so he could see what they ..
.. knew. Then he would know what he had to answer & what could remain secret.
Cooped up in his poxy, concrete block cottage for two weeks they were bored out of their skulls by 12 Apr & it was Mary’s 🎂 so surely they could chance a pleasant run out to a beauty spot ..
Cooped up in his poxy, concrete block cottage for two weeks they were bored out of their skulls by 12 Apr & it was Mary’s 🎂 so surely they could chance a pleasant run out to a beauty spot ..
.. to relieve the tedium. But they were spotted. Never mind, the guy would probably forget all about it. Oops, he didn’t. He took their reg number & looked it up on his computer (didn’t know you could do that btw) & his story made it to the press.
So Dom had to come ..
So Dom had to come ..
.. up with something having been caught bang to rights. The fact the best he could do was craft the ridiculous eyesight test proves this was an illegal journey but, my point is (ok it’s not that earth-shattering) he waited a few days before 🤮 his tissue of lies.
