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Heavily armed dudes wrapped in Kevlar and testosterone are mortally afraid of (checks notes)...a sneaker and a can of beans
Gerard Butler: THIS. IS. SPAARRTTAAA
KC riot cop: DUDE IT'S BLACK BEANS DUCK IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE
The Warrior Cop fears nothing in the Battlespace.

except an old smelly Nike lobbed from 50 yards out apparently
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I wish I could remember who coined the term, but thr hours sure do fly by when you're just doomscrolling on Twitter
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"u shud log off fren"
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So let's talk about the Insurrection Act of 1807 for a minute, shall we? (1/)
2/ You might be asking yourself, "Self, what the hell was going on in 1807 that necessitated a federal law allowing the president to deploy the US armed forces to suppress insurrection or rebellion?" And that's a good question. Give yourself a pat on the back.
3/ Well, Aaron Burr's escapades in the trans-appalachian west had petered out by the end of 1806, and though it might have raised the specter of disunion in some quarters, this wasn't the prime concern of white Americans who were worried about "insurrection."
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So even though Iowa hasn't had a stay-at-home order and only select businesses had closed, apparently enough Iowans "have done the right thing" for our governor to "reopen" the state. Even though today we have 26 more deaths and over 400 new cases in the state. 1/?
2/ Interestingly, a lot of restaurants in Des Moines are staying carryout only for now at least, even though they're allowed to reopen w distancing. The one place that's already proudly, hang-a-banner-in-front open is Applebee's. The jokes write themselves. #KarensGottaEat
3/ My family has been working from home, wearing masks if we go out, distancing--all of that. I go out once or twice a week to by groceries, and am occasionally in my campus office (and the only one in my building). But I'm worried it really doesn't matter what we do...
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