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Female Sex Dolls

A sex doll mimics almost every sexual pleasure a grown adult woman can offer. The downside; only the rich can afford to get one as the price of a sex doll cost at least N700,000! The govt could subsidise the cost.

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Sperm Extractor

The 'hand movement' act can be hectic & uninspiring sometimes, welcome the Chinese made 'Sperm Extractor'. As the name suggest, this machine, which can simulate a vaginal environment, through massages, twitching, sucking & vibration was created to 'aid' sperm.. Image
...who are too shy to masturbate in hospitals.

The Nigerian government could import enmass these extractors to stem the uncontrollable urges of pervs and pedophiles in the country.

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Make Masturbators

One of the benefits of this kind of sex device is its simplicity, it is cheap, easy to use and almost deviod of most tech idiosyncrasies associate with kordern sex toys. The govt can start a massive distribution policy of delivering these Masturbators to... Image
...adult makes across the country.

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Prostrate Massager

Eery adult toy offers equal maximum pleasure, but some offer it more than others. The Prostrate Massager is in the category of the former (the prostrate is walnut-sized located between the bladder and the penis and often referred to as the G-spot for men)... Image
...This will surely be a great sex tool for sex starved and crazed Nigerian men.

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The 'Use Your Brain' Device

The brain is the most intuitive device that can guide any man to act responsibly and avoid acting out their primal sexual impulses. Like the late Notorious BIG sais, "a brain is a terrible thing to waste".

So use it always!

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