It's now been one year since the release of my book, How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender.
So I wanted to take a minute to thank you all for some of the highlights over this past year.
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So I wanted to take a minute to thank you all for some of the highlights over this past year.
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There was, of course, that time the @nytimes ran this wonderful book review, in which the book was called "an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that …'"
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Then there was that time a federal prison banned my book for illustrating how to make illegal booze:
And how could I forget that moment the Smithsonian's National Postal Museum bought a copy, making it a federal crime to damage at least one copy of my book under 40 USC §6307 & 36 CFR §504.3. 
I got the opportunity to share with you how much I've loved doing this project, and why, when I couldn't sleep the night before the book came out.
I avoided jail time for exploiting my son for some cheap Father's Day advertising.
When that got stale, my daughter showed up just in time to sport some merch.
And I put in the effort for you, testing out How to Become a Federal Criminal on Federal Property ... ON FEDERAL PROPERTY.
You all made my day countless times by posting the news of your copies arriving all over the country and world.
This guy didn't like it.
But you know who did like it? Ben. And that's all that matters.
Alright.
Thank you.
I love you.
Looking forward to more chances to make you laugh.
Thank you.
I love you.
Looking forward to more chances to make you laugh.
