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“Fire every cop” has become the compromise position.

“Imprison every cop” is now the goal.
Hey compromise lovers, let’s compromise and fire every cop
Cops who quit their jobs need not be imprisoned. We are reasonable centrists about universal bastard imprisonment (UBI)
Law making employment as a police officer a federal crime carrying a minimum mandatory sentence of 15 years.

Then, when they protest: “Did you know that 100% of all police are felons?”
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