A woman in a hot-air balloon is lost, so she shouts to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don't know where I am."
"You're at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.
"You're at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.
"You must be a Democrat, said the woman.
"I am. How did you know?" asked the man.
"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help," the woman sniped.
"I am. How did you know?" asked the man.
"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help," the woman sniped.
"You must be a Republican," the man retorted.
"Yes. How did you know?" she asked.
"Yes. How did you know?" she asked.
The man said, "You've risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn't keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
