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Marty McFly: oh man definitely gonna have sex with my girlfriend tomorrow night
Back to the Futures 1, 2, and 3: ffffft
Marty: oh man oh man, gonna have sex tomorrow in the car
Biff: I wrecked the car
Marty: oh no now i have to spend a week in 1955
Marty: phew i'm back now, time to have sex with my girlfriend in the car
Doc Brown: marty you gotta come with me to 2015
Marty: goddammit
Doc Brown: you can bring your girlfriend
Marty: oh thank god
Doc Brown: we're leaving your girlfriend in a dumpster
Marty: GODDAMMIT
Doc Brown: also we fucked everything up, and now i'm in 1885
Marty: guess i'll spend a weekend in 1885, sure miss my girlfriend
Marty: phew okay i'm home, got my girlfriend, getting into my car, gonna have sex
Needles: RACE ME
Marty: ... fine
Doc Brown: I'M BACK, I HAVE A TRAIN
Marty: you know what never mind fuck this
the back to the future movies are about keeping marty mcfly from having sex with his girlfriend
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