This arrived on an appropriate day.

so this guy: hasbropulse.com/products/trans…

is probably this guy: bigbadtoystore.com/Product/Variat…

meaning he's likely a foot tall

is this: Suprimal 2 ~leader class price for 12 inches is a pretty good bargain these days

kid 1: what'd the weenus say to the poop?
kid 2: you're flushin' on me!
kid 1: why don't you marry me with poop??? these riddles are next level

wow finally answering the question of "what if Botticelli were shit at composition" what if famous artists were worse

Ursula: Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear ol' princey to kiss you. Not just any kiss, it has to be a goddamn fucking horny kiss. He's gotta wanna put it in you.
Ariel: ...
Ursula: it's three days, kid, you're not gonna get true love in three days Ariel: I ACCEPT

oh, right, my mom died four years ago today i'd just shared a more-recent "on this day" post that was merely about pelicans unswallowing their own spines to cool off, then scrolling down to see this, which is... probably more important

yes, david, the pelicans thing was the shareable anniversary moment today

cat ...cat has pancreatitis

a primal

look

sir cartoonist of 9 chickweed lane

teaching someone to operate "a manual gearshift, like humphrey bogart" is like

i dunno

google "maltese falcon queer coding" this is amos asking how to give a handjob

have you ever sat and suddenly realized you have the painting and customization skills now, 20 years later, to turn that neglected energon shockblast in your basement into prebeast Cryotek i mean okay, it will be a challenge figuring out how to remove/replace the head, but

booster both the mannequins i referenced had their hands behind their backs and i was all like AIN'T NOBODY GONNA THINK I'M AVOIDING DRAWING HANDS so i put one of booster's arms up

SUDDEN HOT SHOT so many wheels

tired: being mad at cryotek because of all the stuff you made up about him
wired: being mad at cryotek because he's obviously just a photoshop and doesn't exist real (old) ones remember

public service announcement: the current yellowing phenomenon only affects nylon

the only nylon parts visible here are his elbows, his hip joints, and his tracks

https://twitter.com/machtackle/status/1630636886619299840

I've seen more than one "look how he'll be yellowed" photoshop today, and they're all wrong

so here, i've highlighted all the nylon i could determine with yellow

every time they show a building in Parks and Rec I'm like No This Is A Large Fancy California Structure (btw, i looked up this hospital and it's where john ritter died)

These fellers are up for preorder.

hasbropulse.com/collections/new ooh a spinaroundy

[Super Mario Bros 2 character select screen intensifies] bum bum badda da bum
bum bum daddy da dum
bum bum badda dadadada dum

tfw you don't know if/where a hairdryer is 1 tornado warning later

joyce Does it work? Is the black vest/pants too weird with the orange plaid?

Did you know @asorohanart did a Shortpacked! guest strip! He did!

i used to take vacations, did you also know that

shortpacked.com/comic/guestjhi okay he did two guest strips

shortpacked.com/comic/jhiaxus-…

I've been informed that Andrew Sorohan, aka @asorohanart, aka Jhiaxus, aka The Obscure Transformers Website guy passed away yesterday. We don't know how he died yet, only that he's been sick recently. I was told by his friend Hobart at a time at which Australians are awake and only read his message an hour ago, when it's 4am there.