okay tucker carlson said Elmo was antifa so let's go
oscar the grouch: Dirtbag Left
oscar the grouch: Dirtbag Left
Elmo's dad: Lebowski-type organizer
Bert: tax-averse GOPer who flirted with the alt-right for a while, doesn't want you to remind him of that three months he was deeply into Jordan Peterson
Ernie: Completely unarticulated anarchist, does not understand politics at all or working with anyone in any coordinated fashion, jumped on statue of Robert E. Lee at a protest only because it looked fun
trust fund thinktanker, big on data and low on understanding what any of it says you should do, doesn't want you to call him "Count" but notices every time you don't
objective journalists
swing voters, might not be real, blamed by centrist Big Bird for everything that goes wrong
single-issue libertarian who only wants to carry his sword to Orange Theory in peace/eat cookies/drive through empty malls legally/do fraud with crypto
formerly centrist moms in process of being radicalized by 2020 who now text you about Fred Hampton, the history of the LAPD, and voter suppression
bread-and-circuses fascist
various monsters: GOP voters who wish Garth would just shut up and play "Friends in Low Places"
Big Bird: Neoliberal still bravely looking for the good ones on both sides. Believes in swing voters; Imagines whole conversations with them. Lives in a pricey urban neighborhood and walks past someone living in a garbage can every day without blinking. Childlike.
me: off-leash, here for food, nearsighted, vague on issues or policy, bites and tackles indiscriminately. Falls asleep in the street sometimes.
/fin
/fin
