Also, if this sounds bad, there are coaches currently working at the highest levels of the sport who have said way worse in their first meeting with a new team
Sep 20, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Oh you tried it @TSA but still I fly
20 minute delay in Pre couldn’t stop me
Jun 18, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Hey Holey Moley is on
Boy they really upped the Hole Number Two sludge budget
I’d rather take a shovel to the back of the head than get two children on time to school in the morning for the rest of my life
Story time, growing up my sister and I would ride to school together, and she was a terror in the mornings, late, screaming about her socks, lashing out like a baboon at anything around her, severe adolescent rage stuff
Jun 8, 2021 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
gonna be laughing at that last RT for a while
when you're into good times
Jun 8, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Randall Cobb. Slippery, strong, terrifying, play was never over, jesus just get him to the ground please
he didn't even really wreck Florida it was more a matter of "christ lord please keep that man in front of you because one day someone's going to figure out how to use him and then we're all dead"
Beast work, big tempo changes, gigantic doom riff at the end
Apr 29, 2021 • 18 tweets • 4 min read
Happy birthday Willie Nelson it’s time for a thread of mostly verified Willie stories
one time Waylon Jennings was walking on the beach in Malibu and found Willie wandering around, he wasn't living there at the time and ended up in Waylon's kitchen coloring with Waylon's kid
Apr 26, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I will tolerate no slander of ATL, a terrible airport I love
ahahaaha yes get owned loser
Jul 9, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Three days on an LSU message board would destroy these people
when she gets mad at him does she put the AR on a high shelf and hide the stepladders
Jun 10, 2020 • 13 tweets • 4 min read
okay tucker carlson said Elmo was antifa so let's go
oscar the grouch: Dirtbag Left
Elmo's dad: Lebowski-type organizer
Apr 6, 2020 • 17 tweets • 1 min read
🎶
Are you blind when you’re born?
Can you see in the dark 🎶
Mar 16, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
it's time to play one of the oldest and most reliable games on the internet: Zoom in on Google Maps to England and find something funny anywhere you look
Feb 4, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Mayor Pete’s a Notre Dame fan y’all know he’s getting trash canned in the first real game he plays
“But I do well in the polls!!!” Lollllll
Dec 20, 2018 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
I love this for a lot of reasons but for one in particular
LeBron’s biological father wasn’t a part of his life. He had really important men in his life, though — a few of them detailed here in this @elisaslow story: espn.com/nba/story/_/id…
