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Ray Ciccarelli (0-31 in his career) has announced his retirement from NASCAR due to their decision to ban confederate flags. NASCAR is scrambling to find someone else to regularly finish 28th.

It's no surprise. Ciccarelli has never been good at anything race-related.
@JuddApatow Thanks for the retweet, good sir. Lets have you back at Comedy Juice when we re-open in 3 years.
Well, this tweet is moving faster than an 0-32 driver in NASCAR's 3rd tier series.

If you want to see my act, I'm performing a full set tonight, digitally, at NowhereComedyClub.com

Tickets are free for anyone who works in the health care field.
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Dear Rep. Matt Gaetz,

Why is Howard University in the relief bill? Great question!

Howard University's hospital is a COVID-19 treatment facility. It is within walking distance from your office.

Hope this helps, you dumb fuck.
Well, this is getting more attention than the time Matt Gaetz got arrested for drunk driving. Or the time Matt Gaetz invited a Holocaust denier to the State of the Union. Or the time Matt Gaetz threatened a federal witness. Or the time Matt Gaetz mocked people dying from COVID-19
If you enjoy comedy and tweets like this, feel free to donate to the Martin Foundation, which gives money to out of work performers. ComedyGrant.com

Or to @PhilEhr, who is running against Matt Gaetz in November.
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