Thread by @travisdon1981

@WhoWouldWin13 Let's first look at physicality.

Kurt Angle not only is larger and stronger, he is in top physical shape. Ronald on the other hand is built like an average guy, and though its possible that he could increase his strength and durability magically, he is never shown to do so in

@WhoWouldWin13 McDonald's commercials. Along with this, Kurt Angle eats a healthy diet, in order to help attain his top physical condition (strength, stamina, etc), while Ronald McDonald...eats burgers and fries. Let's face it, his health is probably far worse than Morgan Spurlock's when he

@WhoWouldWin13 decided to eat nothing but McDonalds for a month for his documentary "Super Size Me"! The only thing keeping Ronald alive has to be burger magic, but I bet you top dollar that such magic has limits! Even magic at Ronald's level has to inevitably give way to clogged arteries,

@WhoWouldWin13 heart disease and diabetes, courtesy of a full McDonald's diet! Thus, Kurt will be stronger, and will have FAR more stamina, unless Ronald can somehow magically increase his physicality (though once again, this is not shown in the commercials).

Along with this, Kurt has FAR,

@WhoWouldWin13 FAR more combat experience than Ronald, whose has seemingly never been in a fight. One could say that of all the McDonald's characters (though Grimace, due to his girth, might be potentially formidable. The sucker is HUGE!).

Thus, Ronald will not have the experience (or

@WhoWouldWin13 to challenge Kurt. He also lacks H2H combat training as well.

He does, however, have magic, and he can potentially even fly (though its unclear from one commercial where this happened if it was truly Ronald or another character in the McDonald's magical universe).

This could

@WhoWouldWin13 negate some of Kurt's moves, such as the ankle lock. However, Ronald is no fighter, and he would no doubt use his magic to escape the battlefield, thus giving Kurt the victory. Vince McMahon might also have the Fiend and Undertaker use their magic skills to help short circuit

@WhoWouldWin13 that of Ronald McDonald, thus...giving Angle a VERY serious, serious advantage. Vince, along wit the Million Dollar Man Td Debiase, might try to buy him off so that he takes a dive for Kurt, though considering the amount of money that McDonald's no doubt pays Ronald...it would

@WhoWouldWin13 have to be a serious fortune.

Still, once again, Ronald is far from being a warrior or fighter, and would probably start crying if Kurt attacked him. Ronald would eventually use his Burger Magic to flee, giving Kurt the undisputed victory.

Thus I conclude...

@WhoWouldWin13 KURT ANGLE SAYS "BURGER KING IS BETTER" TO RONALD MCDONALD!!!!!!!

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