So, the Russian Premier League has restarted today. And, holy crap, did it restart with an enormous, and an enormously stupid scandal. An entire team got infected...
So, what happened next?
They are down 4-1 at halftime.
In Russia, there are no Hollywood endings.
What a horrendous clusterfuck.
And now, the Sochi coach is substituting all of his forwards. 70 minutes into the match, with the score 7-1, because he is a benevolent fellow.
It's 8-1 now.
I guess, it was all worth it, then. Only in Russia. Seriously. Only in Russia.
Rostov's president: "I have no regrets. Our kids are great, they are beauties and future champions."
Says "no comment" on Sochi's decision. No idea what they team will do in the next two rounds.
"We will no longer be negotiating with any (opponents)."
"This match will raise the prestige of Russian football to unreachable heights! We and our children will be forever proud of this uncompromising struggle!"
Russia.