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no matter how long you soaked a tampon in a coffee milkshake, it wouldn’t get soft enough to be poked through with a plastic straw.
also, you know, cops KEEP MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT TAINTED FOOD AND THEY’RE NEVER TRUE!
this journalist is parroting this blatant copaganda mere days after the most recent crybaby cop hoax!

gothamist.com/news/officers-…
these aren’t isolated incidents! cops all over the country keep imagining or outright fabricating these persecutions by fast food employees. remember the guy who thought the pepper on his whopper was dirt?

independent.co.uk/life-style/foo…
or the cop who raised hell about being served a chicken sandwich with a bite taken out of it... but then footage was found of him taking that bite himself & he just forgot

washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/07…
those guys were just confused about how lunch works. maybe they shouldn’t be armed & investigating crimes, bless their hearts. but then there are stories of cops outright faking these incidents, like this hoax from a kansas cop
cbsnews.com/news/police-ch…
remember officer karen sobbing in the mcdonald’s parking lot because her mcmuffin took too long & she thought she was being murdered?

buzzfeednews.com/article/davidm…
any journalist still parroting information they got from police sources should not be trusted.
these stories show cops to be unreliable narrators with victim complexes. if they’re willing to double down & ruin someone’s life over a sandwich, how are you supposed to believe them when the stakes are higher?
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