If someone starts to get too close, question whether you'd be able to land a round-house kick to their face. If so, take a step back (and a deep breath. Violence is NEVER the answer)
Thankfully, hygiene standards are MUCH higher than they were in the mid-90s, when even 1m wasn't enough to spare you from the distinct waft of skates previously worn by a sweaty 9 year-old.
If 1 metre is 0.6 Louis Tomlinsons, and 1 Louis Tomlinson was 0.2 of One Direction, does that mean...
...1 metre is 0.12 Directions?
No need to thank us, it's our pleasure.
We still need to keep our distance to help keep ourselves and others safe.
Just to be clear - 1 metre is the ABSOLUTE minimum safe distance, and only if you're using other protective measures like face coverings.