Thread by @VinayDokania

Twitter these days be like..

I am X short of Y followers, plz follow me..

Where is My reach twitter, why have u reduced my reach, till yesterday my reach was upto PM, today it's nt even upto the person I Dm

Plz Follow XYZ he s a hard core bla bla bla

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Twitter these days be like

Thank u ABc for following me, i swear to do ur PR till the next life..

I ll promote Reliance bcoz that's the only reason the Party got me a blue tick

I ll call Manmohan Singh silent to get likes from Bjp too

Random 1 liner quote n pass the msg tweet

Twitter these days be Like..

This New web series is too good,I loved it,even though I tweeted abt it yesterday,day before yest & today,I ll keep tweeting abt it tomorrow & day after..

I ll post all my pics under diff Twitter hashtags with color names coz Twitter is Instagram

Twitter these days be like

Just coz everyone is sharing the same meme, criticizing a celeb, writing against nepotism, milking the Death of Sushant, using the same set of slangs(That I dont use on formal places), posting food pics, abusing the opposition I ll do the same...

Twitter these days be like

I ll appease that one chomu no one cares for, bcoz I m more dumb than him.

I ll shout down elders double My age when I m criticized coz that person doesn't have a blue✅ n post like me

I ll promote nonsensical stuff bcoz my frnd sells it..

Twitter these days be like

I ll write that nonsensical childish blog abt my childhood incident that even I dont believe and can only laugh at, post its Link and get my dumb gang to promote it shamelessly..

I ll ask everyone for Retweets but wont RT anyone in return..

Twitter these days be like

I ll un follow ppl after they follow me bcoz I am selfish

I ll post random risky polls to let myself down even though my results of my last poll was a disaster