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Good. I encourage advertisers everywhere to permanently boycott all social media platforms forever.
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This country will never heal until Facebook and Twitter have mass layoffs, their electricity shut off, eviction notices pasted on their doors, and Dorsey and Zuckerberg are sharing a '78 Winnebago parked under an overpass on the 101.
If 50% of US college faculty can be for the violent overthrow of the government, I feel no hypocrisy for using this platform to call for it to be starved of ad revenue
And if you're a marketing type considering buying Twitter analytics: this site is a campground of mentally ill illiterate wannabe Stasi conspiracy kooks who bear no resemblance to consumers at large.

I'm the single nicest person on this hellsite, and I'm still garbage.
Let me clarify that: there are plenty of nice people on this site, they all have around 200 followers, jobs, and are lucky to get a retweet every 4 weeks.

It's the hyper-amplified verified accounts with >10k followers who are the true Creme de la Scum in this dumpster.
A: I'm not verified.
B: As I noted previously, I'm garbage.
C: I am as rando as it gets, I have never requested nor desired followers, and if everyone unfollowed me tomorrow I would not give a shit.
In my experience, here's what comes with being a D-List twitter celebrity:

Pros: privy to many cool family car pics; an occasional small dose of dopamine

Cons: opportunity to interact with more lunatics, idiots, and assholes than I previously thought could even exist
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely this is a viral marketing opportunity.
The only way I can describe Twitter at this point is that everyone is convinced the Asshole Rapture is nigh, and they're all making a desperate last ditch attempt to make it to Asshole Heaven.
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