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All right stop
Just intubate and listen
Ice is back with misguided intention
COVID grabs a hold of me tightly
Shortness of breath both daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, put a tag on my toe
To the extreme, I rock ICU like I'm comatose
Light up a room, I'm a chump, experiencing new lows

Cough

Heck yeah, the ventilator goes woosh
Hypoxia killing my brain like a I'm a selfish douche
Deadly, the EKG beeps a dope melody
Performing this concert should have been a felony
Large groups in public?
That's not okay
You better wear a mask
'cause COVID don't play
I'm creating a problem
But I won't solve it
Check out my vent while the respiratory therapist resolves it
Cough, cough baby...
Choke, choke baby...
Aspirate now baby...
Flatline now baby...

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Okay - that's it. I'm out of spoons. But please take COVID more seriously that Vanilla Ice. If you're thinking of being in public for July 4th, just don't. /FIN
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Facebook paid a third party firm to develop an 0-day exploit customized for Tails and then gave it to the FBI to target a cyber criminal operating on their platform. I've been thinking about this all morning and I think I support the action. 1/
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But this one is really thorny to be sure. A critical point is that Tails was removing the vulnerable feature in a not-yet-released version, so that limited the time the vuln could be used by the FBI. There's no question this monster was targeting children and had to be stopped 2/
If Facebook used an OPSEC mistake and turned that data over to the FBI, this would be a non-story. The only reason we care is that Facebook subsidized the exploitation of another platform. Critically, FB notes they wouldn't have introduced risk for all users to aid the FBI. 3/
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24 hours later and I've heard lots of "leaders" say they want to start community review boards and the like. Review/advisory boards are not what's needed.

At a minimum, these are needed:
State level registries of officer violence/complaints
Citizen recertification boards 1/
Funds from abuse lawsuit awards come from pension or department discretionary funds
Residency requirements for at least the majority of the force
Body cameras worn by all and on at all times during interface with the public, video and audio
Review of current officer's records
2/
Should the registry of abuse be national? Sure, that would be better. But governors can't do that. They CAN each do it at the state level. They could even share that data...

What about body cameras? Yeah, not having privacy sucks. But lots of people give up privacy for a job. 3/
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The open vs. closed debate really boils down to whether you think there's a vaccine or effective prophylactic coming in the next 12-18 months.

If a vaccine never comes and hospitals aren't overwhelmed and immunity is achieved post-infection, there's some first mover advantage 1/
Unfortunately, today this relies on unknowns. First, we don't understand the role of antibodies or the long term impacts yet (I think more is known about this than some are letting on, but...). If longer term immunity isn't a thing, herd immunity can't be reached. 2/
Then there's the question of long term impacts. If herd immunity means that 75%+ of the population loses a percentage of lung capacity or risks other serious complications, are we okay with that? I don't think we should be if we have a choice. 3/
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