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“Experts say the outbreak, along with cases among student athletes, is a troubling sign of what may be in store if colleges reopen in the fall.”
cbsnews.com/news/coronavir…
It’s okay though, campus reopenings will be fine as long as 100% of students wear masks properly all the time, sit in their assigned seats, never speak to each other in class, stay 6 feet apart at all times, stay on campus, eat alone, exercise alone, study alone, & never party.
That scenario is totally realistic and definitely going to work and worth bringing everyone back to campus for, right??
Wait I forgot to mention the part where virus-laden aerosols and droplets are also just generally in the air in the classrooms and bathrooms and dining halls and can linger for hours. How long can everyone hold their breath?
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