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#NdebeleTwitter #Umxebawodumo
Episode 1 :Twitter DM

So bengixoxa lesiye esingumsexy khonapha ku Twitter , Si dhiphu sona, O yellow ngokwalo...

Ngendlela Antswempu ngakhona lo Thekeni, yi type zabo Pearl Thusi... Hanty sengilitshelile, i Yellow, i qualala. Lawe ma ubheke isthombe uyabona ukuthi la ngibambile...

After 3 months, of chatting day and Night... lama calls. Phela ngasengithenga le Airtym... Looks like sengidlulisile i 90 days rule... With the amaNdebele style (Flying Colors)

One morning, vele lami ngi bhayiza Njengo @MthulisiHanana ngalelana langa eze egijinyiswe komkharadi ngelanga lama lobolo... Ingene I ncwadi ye foni (Sms)... Yeah lesi si romantic shame.

Leyo text ku Dm, ilandelwa yi msg that was a life changing message from her. Avele athi... ' when am i going to visit you?'.

So lo cherri u siriyasi okwama qini qini kumbe udlala ngami., Ngimbuze, njenge Ndebele sibili, Thina o Ndlovu phela asitshayi nja sifihla umphini. Mina Are you serious?

Athi Serious Yazi Im dying to meet you. Kambe sihlala ko Bulawayo Sonke baby 3 months zonke. Plus futhy yaz uyangichaza. Asivele sidibane kuthandwane live, not into ze DM kuphela. You Deserve i weekend treatment, Wena you are my Rib, my other half, my king, my everything.

Ngabe langibona, uku blasha umfoka Ndlovu, blashiyani... nge DM message. Ngadla mina.

Ingene eyinye i message. Athi Guess what Babe?

uyasazi thina omkhayeni, Ngivele ngithi What?

Athi Babe lawe don't spoil the fun Getsa mani.

Kanty lomntwana sesithi... Mina zwana ntombazana, amfuni nto zokudlala mina, usungethusa. Akukho ofuna ukukutsho kuphele ka wani (1)

Athi, Babe, I am spending the weekend with you... Hanty uhlala wedwa.

Thank God umuntu waphangisa ukukhula wayazi lojela, ngabe manje sengitshaya ama excuses, phela thina oNdlovini nge excuse ngiyakuqeda.... Ngavumela phezulu.. yeye Sthandwa ngihlala ngiyi each.

Nge Woza Frayoyo, lawe uyazi i weekend iqala khonapho... Mina Ngaya ko Mdawini, This other friend of mine, mina mgane zwana. Kule Chick yam efuna ukufika zabha... so njani wena ngiboleka imota, I petro nzazbonela. ngiyamthatha esthombeni sikaNkomo laphana (New meeting Spot Sami)

umzala phela yena vele ka ncwanya le kara yakhe, lami ngizo zama inhlanhla... Ngangcono ufe uzamile.... I member itho no Mzala i kara nooo

Ngamuthi, nge pic.

Umzala athi Nice Babe there.. what an upgrade mfondini. Sukhulile.

Wangithi Skhiye, athi Bangene Bhoyi. Ngazizwa njenge Angel.

in my mind... Namuhla babhalwe banyile e Cowdry Park, Ngibuya le baby lami namuhla bazangibona.

i Babe on the other hand lingithi, ngesthombe, lithi tonight im all yours. Nge Nude madoda, Hayi le illustration eku Pic lapha. ubhuriru laye athi ukuvuka, i gear box sitshintsha ana Gear.

Athi sengisesthombeni

Mina Swiiii, sengifikile lami. athi Ugqokeni, mina black Jeans... Athi yimi lowu.... ngimkhangele ngimangele, Ngithi nguwe lo, atho yes babe, we can go to your place now...

Mina Gqi feyintiyani.... umntwana athi its okay baby its me, im here for you Vuka

Mina Angiphindi ngi khombise futhy ku Inbox... Ukungibona Futhy ku Ma DM abantu, Angisoze...

Phela ungafa ngestress ungashola ku dm

ubukeka angani ngu Pearl Thusi kuma Pictures , kanty ngusbonyonyo in real life

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