The new Tory plan: uh, oh - the coronavirus accelerated everything! There may be nothing left to loot by January next year. So smash and grab everything you can NOW.
- Bad faith approach to Brexit negotiations
- New £25 billion money ocean (nominally for PPE, and test-and-trace) to be spaffed with no oversight
- Complete NHS reorganisation in the middle of a pandemic (Coming Soon)
- Gutting of Government comms departments
- purchase of bankrupt satellite constellation that doesn't have a GPS function
etc.
It's "grab what you can and take an axe to the furniture so it's easier to carry" time.
They're not even disguising it any more!
The beginning is classic: bank blueprints, alarm schematics, divvy up tasks, bribe guards etc.
Suddenly there's a whoosh of engines, and the robbers drive earth moving equipment straight through the wall of the bank in broad daylight.