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Hakuna kitu hua inauma boychild kama kumangiwa dame wueh hua unaskia uchungu hadi kwa figo

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So this chic tulimeet event flani sometime last year. Kagiza kalikua kameingia so we decided to call it a day tukaamua tuende mansion. In 15 tulikua tumeet kwa ride yetu, katika pilka pilka zangu nikaspot some chic alikua solo, hata ka nilikua maji nikaamua kutest the waters.
Kufika hapo kaharufu kastrong kakanipiga hadi macho ikawashwa😂, nikadhani niko latrine kumbe ni dame alikua ameenda kando kurelease noble gas. So ile swali ya "what is a pretty girl like you doing here alone" sikuuliza kwa sababu nilikua najua amekuja kuachilia mahewa😂.
Alikua amedye nywele so nikaanza na you have nice hair... kumbe alikua actress so alikua amedye for their scenes. Alikua na sauti nyororo inaeza funga mbwa.Sikua na ideas lakini alcohol makes a bud weizer so nlimuambia something like since I'm here, what are your other 2 wishes😂
Alipiga smile ingine legit akaitisha my digits then akaniflash nikapata yake, I guess it was my calling.Nilikua 99% sure huyo dame amedig vibe yangu but in the heat of the moment my pals wakanikujia and dettol'd me to go. After wiki mbwegze hivi manz nilikua semi finals bana😂🐐
Sisi haooo dates hapa na pale, nakumbuka phone yangu ilikua na issue ya kueka moto, so nilikua nakaa kwa sakafu karibu na socket ndo we have late night talks😭, I was grounded. Status nayo nilikua nampost lakini hio alikua anaview pekee yake😂no hard feelings iriiz what iriiiz.
Alikua principled lakini ikikuja kwa raha alikua anaeka dini kwa mfuko😂.Mechi nayo tulipiga home and away mara kadhaa, mimi kazi ilikua kurevise syllabus. Usiwai underestimate the power of a funny guy coz if he can make her laugh and giggle he can make that ass clap and jiggle😂
Hata ka sikua na ndevu, nilikua na ndefu. This day tulimeet tao for a date on Friday. Alikua amevaa a light dress alikua anakaa Kamisi Elliot. Mimi nlikua nmejipulizia Chris Adams juu hakuna vile ningeua looku halafu ninuke nguvu bana😂. Sura unaeza explain lakini kunuka thenge🙅‍♂️
After date akaniambia hawezi rudi mtaa juu roomie wake amempiga exile, so angeenda kulala kwa beshte yake. Mi nikafika kwa cuzo Westi kulikua na hotbox. Aliita uber akaenda na mi nikafika kumedi. So ilifika hapo 2 namcall hashiki simu, nikamcall tena hashiki😂okay....
Watu walikua hapo wananiambia "aaah bro hashiki simu 😂huyo anapinduliwa mastingo😭" sema stress kunitwanga. Next day nilikua narudi Thika, roomie wake nikama Old Trafford kulikua na rematch so hangemake kurudi, sisi haoooo hadi Thika.
Ndo ananiambia jana waliangusha mizinga kadhaa na hakumbuki kitu. Mi pull out game yangu huwa weak kuliko defense ya Arsenal so niliSaka excuse ye akaingia doz. Shetani ni nani? Kitu ikaniambia "we angalia simu" kwani iko nini😭😭. Mimi sikua nataka kesi, nikaangalia settings😂
Mi kuendelea kusorora simu video kama tano zikaingia😂captioned "here are the videos you asked for" Mi kufungua nikapotea macho😂left ventricle ilikua inafail. My 'girl' alileweshwa halafu anaskumiwa heavy premium strokes. Walirecord mechi hadi simu ikaisha moto😭
Kuangalia vile nmesaviwa nikaona ni "Musyoka wa makaa"😂aaah nikajua leo ni ile siku. Ndo maana alikua ananuka kama dried cum, alikua ananuka sement. Kupitia chats ndo naona pia huyo manz hana habari sisi wawili ni ma entanglee, dame alikua anatupiga rotation ajabu.
Yaani mimi nilikua nalisha dame ndo aende akakuliwe😂. Nilikua nimuamshe nim-forkee na hasira lakini nikakumbuka she belongs to the streets, ni mali ya 'umma' . Niliteremsha konyagi ilikua imebaki at least ilift my 'spirits'😭
Anyway hii Nairobi dame ni wako mkiwa na yeye, akiwa out if sight wewe jua tunashare. Na every girl is single it depends on who's asking
Found the perfect video😂😂
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