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Mar 11, 2023 • 23 tweets • 4 min read
Hua mnasema Subie boys ndio wakona Legacy ikifika kwa kupita na madame, dame weekend amevaa zile dress mgongo wazi akiwa kwa Outback. Hamjapatana na corporate boys, hawa hawahitaji Imprezza ku impress her, wanamteka na Uber
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Typical corporate boy ni msee anawork 9-5 lakini most of the time ni kutumia WiFi ya job kuscout wamama huko IG. Kizungu ni ya PLO Lumumba lakini tabia ni ya Lumumba drive. Interns badala ya kugain experience, kazi ni kutumwa coffee kitchen, ata mimi sipendi wadosi Kahawa.
Apr 30, 2022 • 25 tweets • 5 min read
Unaweza dhani umeangukia kumbe umeangukiwa
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Kwa kila squad kunakuanga na different characters; kuna ule ako kwa 3 stable relationships huyu ni mafia wachana na yeye, kuna mwingine anapenda kuvuruta ile sigara ndefu, kuna ule anapenda keg na anapenda madame, anapenda kukunywa na anapenda kuwakunywa
Jan 31, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
January imekimbia this time!! Stock yetu pia hapa @kurunzitech mmekimbiza 😊😊. Check out below, few units remaining, if any tickles your fancy DM me or call 0706789734. Also refer your friends to our shop if they need a laptop
Here is a thread of laptops above 40K, I'm sure you'll love them check out. Refer you friends and RT widely. Contact 0706789734
Hp Envy 15 X360 core i5 10th generation 256ssd hard disk 16gb ram 1.8Ghz backlit keyboard FHD screen display Nvidia Mx 130 2gb dedicated 75,000/=
Hp Elitebook 840 G6 core i7 8th generation 1tb ssd hard disk 16gb ram 1.8Ghz FHD screen display 70,000/=
Jan 19, 2022 • 5 tweets • 5 min read
New Arrivals as I had promised, here's a thread of laptops below 40K you might like. Contact 0706789734 to place orders. Refer your pals and RT widely
Lenovo ideapad pad 330s intel core i5 8th generation 1tb hard disk 8gb ram price 38,000/=
Hp elitebook 850 G3 core i5 6th gen 256ssd hard disk 8gb ram 2.5Ghz FHD screen display 38,0000/=
Jun 3, 2021 • 26 tweets • 5 min read
Sikuizi value ya relationship inadepend na vile partner wako akona pesa, it's all about thamani.
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My pal Vic alikua fresh from highschool, alitoka from kucram the solvay process to trusting the process akichase bag, bag ya simiti. Kumbe champ alikua ameshaanza kuulizia kazi ya mjengo ati juu exam yao ilikua mawe na haoni akipita, mi nikamconnect juu watu ni kujengana
Mar 4, 2021 • 26 tweets • 5 min read
I fell in love with a rich girl halafu kikaumana. The story of Morio and Juliet
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Mtaa mi hubanjuka na ma-cool kid, ma skrr skrr niggas. Hivi ndo wao huunda form "you guy my guy si we go mumunya some nyags, kwanza my moti doesn't have some ngata and I'm low on guala so I will just use my paps Rangy" then wanamalizia na "1824 is the motive my slime 🤞🏾🤟🏽🤙🏾👌🏾"
Oct 9, 2020 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
Dame akikuambia ameenda "road" trip wewe jua the "a" is always silent bro
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My pal Vic alikua ameshapata DL na kajob mahali, now it was our job to drive these women crazy. Alikua ametoka from a relationship right back home, to the streeeeets. From "morning baby❤" to "battery full remove charger😂" from "kupigana cable" to "unplug cable from socket"
Sep 18, 2020 • 25 tweets • 5 min read
Nilisaidia my bro keja ashugulikie maslahi ya bambi, halafu wakaweka kambi kwangu na wakakataa kutoka hadi na bangi
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My pal Kim alikua akipiga this rich girl Bianca lugha, talking stage ilikua miezi mbili kama short course but finally aliingia box yake. My pal aliingiza dame anatumia iPhone box yeye akitumia Tecno, huyu lazima angeniambia Siri yake and I wasn't going to tec-no for an answer😌
Sep 3, 2020 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
Nairobi hukua mainly for character development, before unotice uko kwa relationship umeshaachwa kitambo, dame anakuteka akikutoka.
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Tulikua tumerelax mansion na my pal Mbeki tukitoa minji like niggas in Kiamaiko. Mbeki hawezi nyamaza, alikua ananiambia story nilimuambia juzi😂.Ulimi ilikua imeisha side moja kama slippers mzee buana. Tulikua tuserve hio minji on that WAP(wet ass plate) for the culture.
Jul 28, 2020 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
Vile madame wenu wanapigwa chain hii Nairobi
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So my pal Vic and Ann were a thing, they had a long distance relationship. Hii maneno hua inawork if only the 4 of you agree to settle. Vic alikua MKU ya Thika Sabina Joy HQ na Ann alikua Cooperative Uni Koinange Branch. Hizi campo mbili ile uasherati iko huko🙅♂️ sodom kando😂
Jul 22, 2020 • 19 tweets • 3 min read
Nilikua migwatos na some fine mamii kuenda kuingiza omuzigidi🍆bahali yake nikateleza ndani ya shimo karibu nianguke nivunjike mbavu
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Huyu mshee tulimeet kwa my pal Tom, alikua amekuja kuwavisit for some weeks halafu arudi kwao. Tom hukua fisi alikua ameamua kupita na yeye, na walikua macuzo😂.Alikua anasema cousin ni kuanzia kwa mapua kuenda juu😂nikamuambia anipige through pass bana. Tom akasema Hilfiger out
Jul 14, 2020 • 16 tweets • 3 min read
Hakuna kitu hua inauma boychild kama kumangiwa dame wueh hua unaskia uchungu hadi kwa figo
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So this chic tulimeet event flani sometime last year. Kagiza kalikua kameingia so we decided to call it a day tukaamua tuende mansion. In 15 tulikua tumeet kwa ride yetu, katika pilka pilka zangu nikaspot some chic alikua solo, hata ka nilikua maji nikaamua kutest the waters.