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'we can't get complacent'

Motherfucker. Do you know who you are talking to?

Do you know who you are talking to?

DO YOU? KNOW? WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO?

To say that 'we can't get complacent' is to use your own fear to instill fear into others. It is to spread fear like a plague.
Fuck your fear.

I'm not afraid.

I laugh at the polls and models going 'but biden has a 92% chance of winning!' Hat tip to the fucking einsteins over at the economist, aka the agitprop central of globalists pretending to be erudite investors, for that bit of hilarity.
Enthusiasm is already at an all time high for the GOP. Trump is setting records in primaries he wins by default.

Biden can't crack a majority in fucking California.
the left is trying to say that Trump has dementia because of photoshopped pictures of his posture makes it look like he leans forwards.

Biden has had 2 brain aneurysms, brain surgery, and can't go 5 minutes in on a fucking recording without fucking up royal.
Why the fuck should I be worried?

Seriously. Someone give me a reason to be worried.

"WHEN YOU GAME THE NUMBERS TRUMPS ONLY BUILT ____ MILES OF WALL!" Sure. And he's shut down immigration in every way he can, w/ a hostile bureacracy ignoring and opposing him as much as they can
I can't go a day without watching the Dems someone step on their own nutsack. It's uncanny. It's unreal, just how fucking stupid they are.

So why the fuck should I be worried?

What, is another fat fucking Pillsbury Doughboy of a colonel going to testify on Russian bounties?
Sitting with tears in his eyes in an ill fitting uniform, a pile of donuts in front of him, "Xirses Senator, Meanie Drumpf Doodoohead didn't read my tom clancy slashfi- I mean, my intel repo- er, my analysis on a Washington Post piece from 8 years ago! IN PEACHES!"
I'm operating on that because it didn't. Trump's approval stabilized just fine.

If we're so weak willed that the libs sperging out and going full retard depresses our turnout? Then we're fucked anyways. We're just slaves that forgot to put our collars on

I am not a slave.

I am not a pavlovian conditioned dog sticking my ass in the air and wiggling my tail because a bell rang to put my fucking mask on.

I am a fucking warrior, and a happy one at that.
'don't be complacent' 'be afraid' 'but what about [insert fear trigger here]'

What part of FUCK YOUR FEAR do you all not understand?

Seriously.

Let me break it down for you.
FUCK= annihilate. Destroy. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.
YOUR=

1. belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.

2. belonging to or associated with any person in general.
FEAR=

your anxiety. your caution at that which goes bump in the night (which may or may not be uncle biden coming into your room for a bedtime hug).

For the more malevolent of you, your attempts to instill a panic in others so you can either gain power or not be alone in idiocy
Unfollow me if you're offended. Fuck you. I've got too many people following me anyways.

Take your fear with you. IDGAF. 'BUT WHAT IF THE DEMS-' let them. Whatever you were about to say, let them. Let them go one step further into the fucking minefield.
A proper minefield is covered by machine gun nests with overlapping fields of fire.

The minefield paralyzes the opponent with fear when they enter it, rendering them unable to move for fear of setting off more mines.

The machine guns then open fire.
I am not the minefield.

I am not in the minefield.

I do not paralyze people with fear, nor do I suffer it.

I'm the merry motherfucker dropping the machine gun and lobbing grenades into the minefield while simultaneously playing 1812 overture and flight of the bumblebees.
If I grow exasperated, if I grow angry, if I grow frustrated, it is because I am not allowed enough grenades to create the havoc I wish to wreak upon my surroundings.

It is because I lack the tools to cause the screams of panic I wish to elicit from the soy-filled nuhumans
I am not complacent, I am confident.

I do not worry, I am a force of nature.

I do not suffer fools, I don a jester cap and clown makeup and mock them with so much derision that their souls are eviscerated.
I am Zarathustra's confusing wet dream.

I am Freddy Krueger at Nighmare in Washington Post.

I surf falling nuclear missiles wearing a facemask over my junk and nothing else, my secret tattoo of Reagan on my taint fully displayed.
And you say I shouldn't be complacent? That I should be afraid of a fever dream caused from extended isolation?

Fuck your fear.

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